Dear beloved readers of Midwestern Met (all three of you),
It is now midnight on the East Coast, and the Mets and Marlins are about to enter their 14th inning of play. Due to a combination of the late hour, my haircut in the morning, and sheer apathy and boredom thanks to 0-15 with RISP, I am suspending the post on tonight's game until tomorrow afternoon. You may all get some sleep. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Some other third "get out of here" cliche.
Goodnight, folks. LGM.